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Waffles
So this will be a short post, but it will be on a very important, yet very over-looked topic. Waffle Abuse! A waffle’s whole life is abuse. Even before it’s a waffle, just to make the batter you have to beat it up. Then it gets burned on a waffle iron, just to become a waffle. Next it gets drowned in butter and syrup, before being chopped into tiny little bits. Finally it gets chewed, and digested. But the real problem is, the only way to stop the abuse is to stop making waffles, thus there is nothing to abuse. But since waffles taste so amazing, I know I’ll never be able to stop eating them, so I guess it’s up to everyone else to stop the abuse. Good luck!
